Do you ever zone out in the shower? You know… when you take that body wash, pour it into your hands then then put it right on your head. It’s not like you don’t realize the MILLISECOND the body wash hits your hair that you have made an egregious error.
You know you do it too.
Dude. I totally feel you.
Now I’m seriously reconsidering whether you’re the right guy to be emperor of Earth!!!