Questioning Fundamental Truths

I have lived a very lucky life so far. I love my family and my friends and they love me (I think.) Things have worked out well for me, but last night things were different. Fundamental truths that I believed, ceased to be. See below for this harrowing tale of shock, anger, and deceit.

At approximately 11:52pm on Saturday September 20th my friend Robert (names have been changed to protect the innocent) placed a Domino’s pizza order online for pickup. At 11:54pm, we were excited to see that our order had entered the “Prep” stage. I had confidence that things were under control, because I was assured that Domino’s employee Miguel was my pizza’s personal caretaker.

At 11:56pm, we saw the pizza enter the bake stage. At this point, Robert, Dan (another protected name), and myself left our home to pick up the pizza at place of incident. We arrived at place of incident at 12:09am, right at the time the pizza was supposed to be coming out of the oven. The quoted bake time was 8-13 minutes.

Robert and I exited Dan’s vehicle (a mint green 1997 Nissan Maxima) and proceeded to the place of incident. At 12:09am, much to our shock, we saw our pizza’s being finished AND PLACED INTO THE OVEN. This was directly contrary to our assurance that the pizza was in the oven at 11:56pm.

After a period of utter disbelief, Robert and I were in frantic search of Miguel, our only hope for an answer. We were informed by employees at the place of incident that there was no one by the name of Miguel employed at the establishment. I lost all ability to speak, or comprehend.

After hearing this story, I implore you all to now ask yourselves, if you cannot trust Domino’s pizza tracker, what can you trust?

I appreciate everybody’s support in this difficult time.

1 thought on “Questioning Fundamental Truths”

  1. Nooo Noooooo, this is not happening, This is not true, I loved this Dominos Pizza App,

    How am i supposed to have Pizza now???. what the hell am i supposed to do on exam night if i am not confident that Miguel is taking care of it personally???!!

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